Techniques Of Persuasion #2

Consuming Saves The Planet
I’ve made squillions by commodifying Punk Rock – clothes, bags, perfume – you name it, I’ve flogged it to death. But now, after shifting all that product, I’ve realised money doesn’t buy you happiness. And you know what else? Shopping is killing the planet. We all need to do our bit, so here’s how you can help. Keep buying my stuff, lots of it. But whenever you need to send a parcel, make sure you use the people who just paid me a load of cash to endorse them. Their vans run on rabbit droppings and everything. That’s anarchy for you.